The Strangest Case You Ever Saw

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"A spoof song that intends to shame those who reject science."

lyrics

Check it, back in the day, when I finished school
I married an older woman cuz I thought it’d be cool
But with this cougar came daughter - full grown
She met my dad then their love was on!

They got married, this made my dad my son-in-law
That made my daughter my mother cuz she married my Pa
And I thought that was why my wife was crying all through the night time.
Turns out she took a pregnancy test - blue line!

We soon had a son, that’s my dad’s brother in law
Which makes my son also my uncle dog!
And as my uncle he also became the brother
to my wife’s full grown daughter, a.k.a. my step mother

Then dad had baby boy with his new bride
Who was my daughter, so the boy was my grandchild
This means my wife is now my mother’s mother
Yep! I’m straight up married to my grandmother!

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
Strangest case you ever saw
I’m my own grandpa

As my own grandpa There are some benefits
I spoil myself with lots of toys at Christmas
I give myself a long birthday wish list
Then head to the store to buy all my presents

Sometimes I go to my own house for the weekend
Tell myself scary stories till I’m sleeping
Last week I taught myself to whittle a stick
Then took myself to a pond to learn to fish

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
Strangest case you ever saw
I’m my own grandpa

Several years later, woke up feeling strange
Inside felt like something just was the same
Felt like there was a girl living inside
Since that day as girl I identify

Chorus
I’m my own Grandma
I’m my own Grandma
Strangest case you ever saw
I’m my own Grandma

credits

from Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise, released July 6, 2017
Lyrics and Vocals by Inside Joke
Music Production by Inside Joke
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered in Lexington KY by Inside Joke

Mark Twain for pointing out how the seeminlgy impossible is possible when, in an anecdote, noted the possibility of a man to become his own grandpa.

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Inside Joke Lexington, Kentucky

What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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