Black Friday

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It's about time we got a Black Friday theme song...

lyrics

Wake up thanksgiving, boy am I’m thankful
For about 5 minutes then I rush to get a paper
Check the doorbusters listed in the ads
Gotta see what kinda stuff this year I Gotta have

Cuz about 6 the stores they be open
First in line is what I’m hoping
This Thanksgiving, I be having lots a needs
Like a big ole huge 40” flat screen

But I’ll have to beat the rush to get me one of these
So I hurry up and wolf down my thanksgiving feast
All my homies be at my house for the big game
When I snatch me a forty-inch on this Black Friday!

Chorus
Black Friday, Black Friday
We going door bustin on Black Friday
Black Friday, Black Friday
You know we door bustin on Black Friday

Spent a few minutes with my family,
Then jumped in the car, me Cassius and Double Deez
Door busting, on a mission for a new flatscreen
Only thing better than one is three

Hit up Target for our first stop
Line at the door stretch halfway around the block
I knew it was for the 40 inch so we bolted
Kohls will be better - we wuz hoping

Busted through the door “sorry we’re sold out of TV’s”
So we grabbed some chia pets and 12-foot trampoline
Used Kohls Cash then rolled to Wall-Mart
Jumped out the car and grabbed us a cart

Snuck in the back, sped for the TV isle
On the way there started to compile
Emoji pillows, doorbuster underwear
Discount DVDs and holiday cookware

Cart overflowing as I peep the TV section
only 6:30, but not much selection
Then I see a big stack of elements - TV goldmine!
My 40” flat screen for 299!

Chorus

Two hours later, left Walmart without much a scene
If ya don’t count the lady that tried to punch me
didn’t care that I got the TV,
Got mad cuz I grabbed the last holiday pack of ladies shaving cream

Had to get a little something for Lady K
Cuz the TV’s about football on thanksgiving day
Got home, hooked it up, watched the big game
Then hit the sack, cuz tomorrow it officially… Black Friday!

credits

from Christmas Presents, track releases November 22, 2019
Lyrics: Inside Joke
Music: Inside Joke

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Inside Joke Lexington, Kentucky

What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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