1. |
Move
03:20
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I’m a servant and I’m strong
So my phone ringing all day long
Hommies needing help moving out of their house
Heavy lifting needed without a doubt
And when they call, they're in luck
Inside joke, Cassius Clay and a truck
We back-back it up, then we jump out
Bout pack you up and move you out of this house
Chorus
We gonna help ya move!
Move Move Move!
All the way turnt up, we get the job done
If it takes all night til the morning sun
You know we in shape, check out our guns!
Lifting so much junk, gotcha saying “Son!”
Lifting your couch, and your curio
Get strong one time boys here we go
Lifting your dresser and your double hutch
Then hit up Taco Bell for lunch
Then take a power nap, then back to work
But not before checking Facebook first
Now we ready to lift anything!
(Anything except that washing machine)
Chorus
We gonna help ya move!
Move Move Move!
We lift your fridge, then I go down
Pain in my back, my face smacks the ground
Notice I'm alive, take a deep breathe
Get back up to help you move the rest!
Chorus
We gonna help ya move!
Move Move Move!
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2. |
Flippin' Out
03:03
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Headphones in, head bobbin' to the beat
Mind my own biz, taking a stroll down my street
Tank-top on ventilating the heat
Got my mind on my money, and my money is extinct! Yeah!
I be chilling but unbeknownst to me,
About to get a surprise in just a couple of feet
Cuz a huge spider web hanging down from the trees
It's just a matter of time my face it will meet
(Ahhh!) I fling my arms and shout
Spiderweb in my grill and i can’t get out
While neighbor watching me from inside his house
didn’t see the web, just thought I was flippin' out
VERSE 2
A few years later, would you believe
Chillin' wit my hommies walking down the same street
Out of nowhere something is attacking me
Low and behold it was a swarm of bees
Swatting and slapping jumping a around
Then we took off running at the speed of sound
Some ladies walking our way, saw it all go down
Didn’t see the bees they just thought we was flippin' out
VERSE 3
I’m different, not the same guy
Most High, not visible to the naked eye
Was dead, then He made me alive
Came into my life took up residence inside
All turnt up , But they don’t know why
We the same kind but the can’t see they blind
Ya gotta seek wit all yo heart and you will find
And I help ya, Get up close yo I don’t mind
I’ll walk with ya, talk with ya, hit gym to workout
Cookout, carryout see what I’m all about
We gotsta hang out, so you'll be having no doubt
Cuz from at a distance it be looking like I’m flippin' out!
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You walked down the Isle we said our vows
How I got you girl I don't know how
White wedding dress, looking good wow!
“You may kiss your bride” (when) now!
Back down the the isle we go Uh oh uh oh
To the reception straight to the dance floor
Night of my life no doubt about it
And when I heard this beat it made me think about it
CHORUS
Gonna dance like its my wedding reception x4
Food and drinks on the house,
Wedding celebration without a doubt
In front of friends and fam we kissed on the mouth
Two became one now you be my spouse
You throw yo bouquet, garter belt up your dress
Smear the cake on my face make a mess
Then you dance with yo dad I dance with my mom
And you know we dance together when we hear this song.
CHORUS
Yeah! This is is just the prelude. You know what I'm saying?
Because there is coming another day...
Death do us part, one of these days
Temporary separation, a life phase
Reunite when He comes in a blaze
Our marriage is a prelude to His praise
And on that day, together we’ll be
Love’s culmination in eternity
A clear vision of loves divine conception
And we’ll dance again at our wedding reception
CHORUS
Everybody from my whole life dancing
Cheek to cheek wit my new wife romancing
Wedding dress Looking hot enhancing
Everybody at my wedding be jamming
Everybody From my whole life dancing
Cheek to cheek wit my new wife romancing
Wedding dress Looking hot enhancing
Everybody at my wedding...
Yo we don’t stop chanting
CHORUS
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Once it was the blessing, Now it is the Lord;
Once it was the feeling, Now it is His Word;
Once His gift I wanted, Now, the Giver own;
Once I sought for healing, Now Himself alone.
Once it was painful trying, Now it's perfect trust;
Once a half salvation, Now the uttermost;
Once it was ceaseless holding, Now He holds me fast;
Once it was constant drifting, Now my anchor’s cast.
REFRAIN
All in all forever
Jesus will I sing
Everything is in Christ,
And Christ is everything.
Once it was busy planning, Now it's trustful prayer;
Once it was anxious caring, Now He has the care;
Once it was what I wanted, Now what Jesus say;
Once it was constant asking, Now it's ceaseless praise.
Once it was my working, His it hence shall be;
Once I tried to use Him, Now He uses me;
Once the power I wanted, Now the Mighty One;
Once for self I labored, Now for Him alone.
REFRAIN
All in all forever
Jesus will I sing;
Everything in Christ,
And Christ is everything.
Once I hoped in Jesus Now I know He’s mine;
Once my lamps were dying, Now they brightly shine;
Once for death I waited, Now His coming hail;
And my hopes are anchored, Safe within His veil.
Once I hoped in Jesus Now I know He’s mine;
Once my lamps were dying, Now they brightly shine;
Once for death I waited, Now His coming hail;
And my hopes are anchored, Safe within His veil.
Once it was the blessing, Now it is the Lord;
Once it was the feeling, Now it is His Word;
Once His gift I wanted, Now, the Giver own;
Once I sought for healing, Now Himself alone.
Note: the words "'twas" and "'tis" have been replaced with "it was" and "it's" for this version.
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5. |
In da Kitchen
03:08
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First things first I ain’t a male chauvinist
But when she in da kitchen, I'll come home this
Frying pan in hand, you don’t understand
Favorite meal cooking got me feeling like I’m the man
And I know fellas out know what I mean
When ya girl cooking up some chicken and some green beans
Got the kitchen full smells and spotless and clean
Table set for me, its like it’s all a big dream
But it ain't, cuz my girl for real
The day she said I do got one heck of deal
Tacos spaghetti and soups of sort
My girl be in da kitchen like John Wall on the court
Be running it wit five kids hanging on her leg
Want her to fix some food, ain’t gotta beg
She count it a privileged dot keep these mouths fed
My girl be all about that homestead, She in da Kitchen
(Break)
My girl be on it when the fridge running low
Make run to the Coop or Trader Joe's
Seven mouths to feed, three meals a day
And not once will you ever hear her utter a complaint
Cuz, She looking out for me, She going green
Only putting high octane fuel in this machine
So many fruits and vegetables, It’s obscene
Every day life be like lean cuisine
Cooking up some rice - Basmati
Only the finest cheese - Maserati
This ain’t burden, she call it a kitchen party
When she in da Kitchen she make music like Pavarotti
And when she making it, she looking good
Steam from the pan be sucking up into the hood
Sweat on her brow, grabs dish towel
Asian night, (you know what that means) Kung Pow! (she in da kitchen!)
Break
This be making the politically correct nervous
But my girl she be anything but worthless
Straight A’s, She could picked any occupation
And she did when she done when and picked homemaking
I bring home the bacon, she fries it up
And when I smell the aroma it smells like love
Sent from above, is her cooking skills
I’m just letting y'all know the deal, I love it when she In da Kitchen!
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6. |
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I think you know what that is, it’s what everybody wants
It’s what everybody needs when they walk up in the joint
It’s what everybody be lining up at the store for
Beating down my door for (for sure bro!)
Yeah everybody be seeing me with it
If you want one, then come and get it
It’s awesome and there’s no doubt about it
Cuz every time I got it, yo I gotta scream and shout it (hey!)
Pre-Chorus
I bet you ain’t seen nothing like this before (x3)”
I bet you ain’t seen nothing like this
Chorus
Would you look at that? … It’s awesome
Take a look at that! ... It's awesome
(Cassius Clay!)
When I look at it, I get fixated
When I think about… elated
When I got it with me, feel liberated
And When I die witg it... cremated
Now that I got it, I done made it
Often imitated but never duplicated
Haters irritated, get educated
So I wrote this song just to celebrate it
(Yeah!) Original unique one-of-a-kind
Take a look at, yeah baby girl I don’t mind
Look a across the globe, it’s hard to find
But I got one, ha ha ha! It's mine
So I hit the street at night like possum
And with this... well I’m awesome
Now i know it’s just a matter of time
Before my music career is gonna blossom.
Pre-Chorus
Chorus
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7. |
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First thing up on Saturday morn
My girl's already got it going on
First thing up she's throwing it on
I'm talking about she got that robe on.
Chorus (x2)
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
(And those sweat pants)
Get home from work see my spouse
She be rockin' that robe without a doubt
And without a doubt it be super soft
No silk here just terry cloth
Got her feeling warm, but looking hot
Gotta green blotch and faded spot
But my girl loves her robe and she loves it a lot
Got that belt tied in a double not
Sweat pants on the bottom, robe on the top
Got me feeling numb like a booster shot
Rockin' that robe more often than not
The touch of terry cloth is my weak spot
What? half off at JC Penny's
Gotta get three, can’t get too many
Victoria's Secret just walk on by
JC Penny's got the right price
Chorus
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
(And those sweat pants)
You got those legs all the way to the floor
Robe goes to your knees nothing more
Sweat pants for your legs that you bought at the store
The touch the feel of cotton that I can’t ignore
One more thing that you got to know
Tag says "Hecho en Mexico"
That means “made in Mexico”
That's right my shorty's international
And you know, that robe came with belt
Wrap it around your waist and tie it yourself
Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you tie real tight like you're ready to go?
Cuz if you don't you might just soil it
Saw it yesterday when it fell into the toilet
I'll wash if for you, but i won't enjoy it
I'll use Germ-X and then I'll boil it
Chorus
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
(And those sweat pants)
Awe yeah! This one goes out to all the ladies
Out there rockin' that robe!
And I think you know
The robe I'm talking about...
That robe you paint in
That robe you play in
That robe you sleep in
That robe you reed in
That robe you cook in
That got me looking
That robe you clean in
That robe you (left blank for the listener to personalize*) in
Chorus
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
Keep rockin' that robe girl
(And those sweat pants)
You got me straight tripping boo!
You're making that forty-dollar robe look like a fifty-dollar robe!
You got old Kleenex in those pockets?
Ahhhhh Yeahh!
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8. |
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What’s the deal with all these selfie pics
Now people done went got a selfie stick
With a special button on the handle that they click
You need to get a bunch of people in your shot? it does the trick!
So guess who got one? Inside Joke?
Yeah! Did you get a short one? Nope!
I got selfie stick that's jokesta size
Big enough you and me and the Lexington skyline
Chorus
My new selfie stick is longer than yours
My new selfie stick is longer than yours
My new selfie stick is longer than yours
Stretching from the sky down to the floor (hold it out and click it!)
Selfie Pick… wit my self stick!
Selfie pick… wit my selfie stick!
Verse 2
My selfie stick is extra long
You thought you wouldn’t fit in the pic, you's wrong
I can take a pick of you and me, with your whole family
Whole body, head to feet, lined up down your street
Yeah! It’s bigger than most
It be about as long as a telephone post
Cuz it’s got to be to get me and my crew
I can click a bunch of pics because it’s Bluetooth too!
So get the football team and line them up
With The Joke’s selfie stick the shot is wide enough
Whole team and me, first row take a knee
One...Two...Three... selfie team pic… Cheese!
CHORUS
Outro
You gotta want it! Even if you got short arms yeah!
It's so long...You can pole vault, You can snow ski
With my selfie stick...Yeah!
You can go to the moon, go to the moon
Extend out, you can see the sun, the moon and the stars,
If you want to put it on Instagram and The Facebook,
baby come on...
VERSE 3
Errbody on the dance picture time
Your selfie sticks small so let me use mine
When i hold it up in the air
Wave ya arms like ya jost care
Need a pic of errbody in the room?
My selfie stick so long you may need the zoom
So long wife can use it when she gives birth
HOld it straight up takes pics like google earth
So cheerleaders what do you say?
My selfie stick could hold that flag up all day
while taking pics of all the people below
and even get video, in slow mo, yo, here we go..
CHORUS
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I’m under pressure, from this crazy life
Stressed out that i won’t get it right
Stressed that I just might drown unaware
At the bottom of the pool of all the worlds cares
I gotta gel my hair, get some bigger rims
Look good at the beach, gotta get my spray tan
Gotta Loose a few pounds, be seen around town
Gotta make sure all my greys are died brown
Gotta keep myself clean, so I don’t smell
And when I get gas - make sure you don’t tell
Well, I gotta get this song heard
Gotta make a viral video to spread the word
My clothes look absurd, I gotta stay in style
Hit the gym to workout every once and a while
Make sure among men, I’m not the lesser
What a stresser… I’m under pressure
Chorus
Under pressure baby
This old world, This old world got me under pressure
At home, you know I'm feeling the pressure
Make sure that my kids are up when we measure
Make sure they learning and their life is a pleasure
Gotta be around to help whenever
I need some chedda to keep these mouths fed
I need some mo chedda in case id drop dead
I need to manicure the lawn, clean out the shed
Clean out the gutters, tidy up the flower bed
Instead, I worry about my identity getting stole
I worry that you might catch me picking my nose
My percentage is low, need to work on free throws.
I need to be more around my kids as they grow
I need to do my taxes, I need back hair waxes
I need to fix all the broken toys made of plastics
I need to Help my kids in sports be the fastest
And I need to do more Mr. Mom acrobatics
But I checked the mathematics, and it just don’t add
So much pressure at being an All-American dad
I gotta plan a Disney vacation so my family can take it
I’m under pressure, and there ain’t no faking it
Chorus
And you know this world got me under pressure
Just finished listening to President’s presser
World upside down, We need a commander
I should probably get involved, but can’t take the slander
Feel pressure to do something about ISIS
Probably should do something to end the huger crises
And end my addictions to all these vices
Gotta make sure I keep up with cost of living prices
Under pressure stop global warming
Save the whales, Help the survivors of the storm in
Haiti, I ain’t done anything to help them folk
Feel pressure to fix our Justice system that’s broke
Under pressure, can’t be apathetic
people killing babies because of their genetics
I should do something, not just stand by
But I sit around and watch on TV worldwide genocide
Under pressure but at the same time numb
Didn’t give the homeless man change how come?
(I could have gave him some)
Under pressure to eat in the know
The food I’m eating is probably GMO
And it’s not organic, and it’s causing me panic
I just learned that my grocery list destroys the planet
I can’t stand it, So much for pleasure
…...I’m under pressure
Chorus
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10. |
Room For Cream
03:53
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INTRO:
Yeah...A...that's one large coffee... your total will be $5.53
Would you like me to leave room for cream?
VERSE 1
Why you be asking me if i need room for cream?
I get this all the time now, like its some sort of scheme
For years this wasn’t a problem, but now it is it seems
If i hear this question one more time i might just scream!
From Micky D's to Starbucks to the local coffee shop
People be asking me if i need room from cream non stop (non stop)
Well stop! Cuz this has never been a problem
How did this start happening? it’s a mystery I’m solving
Perhaps the man want’s to cheat me out of a full cup?
Or perhaps the cream got together and said, "enoughs enough!"
"We’ve been playing second fiddle for far to long
Coffee taking all the room and it’s just flat out wrong"
So perhaps the cream organized, and a union was formed
Got their attorneys on it and now their mission was born
Putting pressure on the establishment like its the law
Got every barista out there be singing along, singing their song
CHORUS
Would you like me to leave room for cream?
No (I just want a full cup of joe)
VERSE 2
Man... you're cheating me out of a full cup of joe
Since when did cream run out of room and need some more?
I’m despresso cuz you giving me three quarters of cup
After you charged me 5 bucks… man what’s up?
Yeah! I use cream, but I ain't telling you
Cuz if you find out my hopes of a full cup are through
I just like a little cream, It’s never been an issue
Dude be behind the counter… what’s Sumatra with you?
CHORUS
VERSE 3
Yeah... You know what? I think the next time somebody asks me this question...You know what I'm going to tell them? I'm going to tell them...
Thanks for asking, please leave lots of room for cream
This has been a huge life problem plaguing me
Just the other day, they forgot to leave room
Then when i added cream it overflowed all over my new shoes
I like my cream to take up at least three quarters of a cup
If you don’t leave room, then well I'm stuck I’m out of luck
Besides that I’m in idiot--I can’t add cream without it spilling on me
So if you could just leave a little room for the coffee... please.
Chorus
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11. |
Day Trippers
04:08
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Dunbar Center, that’s our home base
Taking day trips from place to place
Load up the bus, yo we do it all,
Claiborne drive 7134 like boss
Day trippin' at the Legneds game wit Big L
We day trippin' so no need for a hotel
Working out at Dunbar Center, can’t ya tell
If ya can’t it’s probably cuz we eating so well
Dad’s favorite, that's our sport for lunch
Wild Eggs that's our spot for brunch
Ice Cream and cooking out like everyday
Day trippin' hitting food trucks on the way
Fry up the fish, from our day trip fishing
Mmmm so much food, it’s finger licking
You ain’t in in our crew, now you be wishing
That you could get wit us so you could be day trippin'
CHORUS
We Do IT All (we them day trippers)
We do it all, Awesome every day
Day trip Bowling, no bumpers needed on them lanes
We learned to drum, just listen to this track play
Hit up Title Boxing, in case we need to melee
Yeah, you know We day trippin'
Shakertown boat ride while the water glistening
Day trippin' to the swimming pool we swimming
Visit the distillery, them bourbon balls kicking
Zumba, with our girl Evona
Got us all sweating Like a Sauna
Day trip for a little bucket gardening
With our leader Sharon and my homeboy Jonathan
Yeah, day trip to Big A** Fans
Learn to shoot a bow and arrow like man!
Day trip to Texas Roadhouse wit Filet Mignon
Now everybody at Summer Camp let me hear you com on!
CHORUS
This one goes out to Brent Claiborne and my boy Tannon Snyder
And them Day Trippers… i think you know
Alex, Greg, Jim, Jeremy Baldridge
Jeremy Cook, Steven, Todd Baldridge
Jocylen, Caitlin, Aaron and Coach G
That’s mike gibson coaching baseball and hockey
Chris Harris, Erik, Melvin, Courtney
Angela, Celine, Tom and Jodie
Keith, we call em Boo, and Rachel
Kristin, Tannon, Bryan and Chris Ridil
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Yo, thinking about these summer days
And how the time is just slipping away
Seems like yesterday, I was just kid
Playing in the creek in the neighborhood where I Iive
Kentucky boy growing up I had it made
Table by the roadside selling lemonade
Kids throw together a game of hoops so we play
Good times with hanging with brothers Drew and Clay
Them was the days, but where did they go?
Like a song you can’t find on the radio
Here then gone like the summer breeze blows
That clock keeps ticking this I know for sure
I would if i could, slow it all down
Stop to smell the roses, soak up the summer sounds
But I’m moving on fast to the next big thing
So fast bluegrass even looks green
CHORUS
Wish that second hand would slow
I would sit and watch that bluegrass grow
Wish the second hand wold slow, I would sit back and watch this bluegrass grow
VERSE 2
Got places to go people to see
The other direction is my family
And it’s bother me, need to slow down
Drive in the country, get out of town
Where in surround sound, I can listen to the birds
listen for a voice, listen for a word
listen to the creek as it makes its turn
listen for message I hope I can discern
Listen to the horses training to race
But I need to to figure out a way to slow the pace
Do an about face, away from the rats
Racing for the cheese without knowledge of the trap
CHORUS
Wish that second hand would slow
I would sit and watch that bluegrass grow
If the second hand wold slow, I would sit back and watch this bluegrass grow
VERSE 3
Now taking the time to be still
breathe it all in, separating fake from real
intentional chill - time ain’t a thing to kill
No turning back, taking the red pill (and now)
And now, I’m see the things that seem to matter don’t
Seeing the things I thought would fill the void won’t
Hit the pause button so it could come into focus
nothing new to you I’m sure you probably know this
But you've bot to be still in order to listen
Lot’s of noise out there but He’s whispering
Won’t hear if you always in a hurry
Likely to miss that the destination is the journey
So I’m changing my sprint to stroll
Don’t want to be in a hurry to get where I go
Finding that if I walk down the path slow
sometimes you can even see the bluegrass grow.
CHORUS
Wish that second hand would slow
I would sit and watch that bluegrass grow
Even though the second hand won't slow, I can still sit back and watch this bluegrass grow
I know this second hand won't slow, but i can still sit back and watch this bluegrass grow
Sipping a cup of sweat tea slow, sitting here watching this bluegrass grow
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13. |
The Poopsmith Song
02:55
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Not on your arm
Not on your leg
Not in the toast
Not in the eggs
Not on the carpet
Nor the linoleum
Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4
Not on your brother
not on your sis
not on any family member, you might wanna make a list
not on the plants
not in your hair
not on the porch
no, we do not want to share
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4
Not on the swing
not on the slide
not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride
not on the window
not on the wall
no more surprises on the light switch down the hall
hey!
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty
x4
Not in the yard
you're on your honor
don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner
Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty x5
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Inside Joke Lexington, Kentucky
What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more
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