Santa Slays Bruh
by Inside Joke
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Santa Slays Bruh is the featured title track on the nonexistent movie soundtrack to the nonexistent Christmas movie Santa Slays Bruh: A Magical Dental Adventure. The movie tells the story of a dentist drowning in the chaos of Christmas, who upon finding that Santa granted his wish to be a teenager again discovers that a little teenage spirit is just what is needed to save his dental practice (or that is what it would be about if the movie existed). That's right... there are multiple layers to this "inside joke"... if you know you know!
Note: There is a real TRAILER for this non-existent movie... and a music video for this track that features pediatric dentist Danny Steckler and his amazing acting from the non existent movie. And of course this track does exist because, well...here it is!
Note: There is a real TRAILER for this non-existent movie... and a music video for this track that features pediatric dentist Danny Steckler and his amazing acting from the non existent movie. And of course this track does exist because, well...here it is!
lyrics
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Stressed out within youza teenager
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slay sBruh
Christmas wish to the sky and he'll change ya
December 1st I’m not in the Christmas spirit at all
Stressed out at the office no time to even deck the halls
Wish I could be a teen again like all a ya’ll
It’s worth a shot, I'll make a wish to old Santa Clause
Next morning wake up and and I was shook
About 5 minutes was all that it took
To see my wish came true, I’m a teen, I’m lit
Santa Clause he’s da GOAT yo dog he's sick
His drip is clean in that velvet red suit
Got Brand new pair of black combat boots
Sack is fire full of holiday loot
Make a Christmas wish and that wish comes true (whoo!)
I was stressed but Santa heard my plea flying up above
Gave me some love… (sheesh) Santa Slays bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Stressed out within youza teenager
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Christmas Wish To The Sky and He’ll Change Ya
It would take me at least one hundred days
To write down all the ways that Santa slays
Magically went from a grinch to teenage
But number one... he calls mrs Mrs. Claus is his bea
He’s low-key secret. Santa don’t need to flex
Under his suspenders He got ripped pecks
Making toys year round no off days
Still sliding down chimneys even at his age.
I’m amazed. At the way he flys
Cracking that whip at the reindeer through the sky
CEO of the North Pole — that’s where he at
Santa Slays bruh … no cap
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Stressed out within youza teenager
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Christmas wish to the sky and he'll change ya
Yeah... it's Christmastime!
You doing too much
You doing too much
You doing too much
You doing too much
we out.
Santa Slays Bruh
Stressed out within youza teenager
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slay sBruh
Christmas wish to the sky and he'll change ya
December 1st I’m not in the Christmas spirit at all
Stressed out at the office no time to even deck the halls
Wish I could be a teen again like all a ya’ll
It’s worth a shot, I'll make a wish to old Santa Clause
Next morning wake up and and I was shook
About 5 minutes was all that it took
To see my wish came true, I’m a teen, I’m lit
Santa Clause he’s da GOAT yo dog he's sick
His drip is clean in that velvet red suit
Got Brand new pair of black combat boots
Sack is fire full of holiday loot
Make a Christmas wish and that wish comes true (whoo!)
I was stressed but Santa heard my plea flying up above
Gave me some love… (sheesh) Santa Slays bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Stressed out within youza teenager
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Christmas Wish To The Sky and He’ll Change Ya
It would take me at least one hundred days
To write down all the ways that Santa slays
Magically went from a grinch to teenage
But number one... he calls mrs Mrs. Claus is his bea
He’s low-key secret. Santa don’t need to flex
Under his suspenders He got ripped pecks
Making toys year round no off days
Still sliding down chimneys even at his age.
I’m amazed. At the way he flys
Cracking that whip at the reindeer through the sky
CEO of the North Pole — that’s where he at
Santa Slays bruh … no cap
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Stressed out within youza teenager
Santa Slays Bruh
Santa Slays Bruh
Christmas wish to the sky and he'll change ya
Yeah... it's Christmastime!
You doing too much
You doing too much
You doing too much
You doing too much
we out.
credits
released November 21, 2023
Lyrics and Music by Inside Joke
Lyrics and Music by Inside Joke
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Inside Joke Lexington, Kentucky
What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more
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