Unconditional Love

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"A song about why men enjoying the blessings of a Christian marriage rarely visit the gym. It also shames all the single guys who find a sudden wisdom for eating healthy and working out upon setting their sites on a girl that is out of their league."

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Unconditional Love

The best thing about Christian marriage
Is unconditional love til you're buried
But it also has a downside
Lack of motivation to get out of bed and exercise

And lack of motivation to eat right
Cuz She just buy me new britches when my old ones get tight
That’s why pre-marriage I was healthier, a little sexier
But unconditional love give me anti-rexia

When we was dating I was concerned about how much i was eating
But post wedlock I find myself cheating
Not with other girls, Naw I ain’t ever leaving
But late at night into the pantry I’ll be sneaking

What’s that noise? Just my stomach speaking
Got a craving for sweets that I be feeding
Had lots of motivation, I guess that was deceiving
Turns out my prenuptial physique was misleading (sorry)

Chorus:
Unconditional love hurting my waistline
I used to hit the gym hard all the time
Then she said,“I do” now motivation hard to find
Unconditional love got a downside (x2)

But look at my figure, it all that bad
Still got that six-pack somewhere beneath the flab
And i’m still in shape, kinda of sort of
Who am I kidding… I got unconditional love

Yeah I need to lose about 20 pounds
But unconditional love making it hard to work out
Cuz she ain’t leaving and I know it
I’m on a diet, but it don’t matter if i blow it (and we both no it)

I ain’t a player I retired from the game
Got me unconditional love instead of all that shame
It ain’t no thing, for me to have some more pie
Unconditional love be about what’s on the inside

And that’s mostly good, at least i think so
Besides ain’t no other place for her to go
Not that she would if she could
It ain’t the paint job it’s what’s under the hood (right?)

Chorus

Yeah my girl’s love is unconditional
To keep her love I ain’t got a pass no physical
She’s got that kind of love, that’s biblical
She love’s me if my 40 time is pitiful

If my gym time is minimal, diet is criminal
She love’s me if my biceps aren’t visible
Yeah i used ta fit in those pants
But she love’s me just the same now that I can’t

Walking up stairs, my breathing turns to a pant
But she’s still walking with me hand in hand
After marriage, gun show tickets went on sale
But for some meat head my girl ain’t gonna bail

Well, I can tell you be losing weight
But we both know it’s so that you can try to get a date
But I got me a date each and every night
And when see that pie I can help myself to another bite (unconditional love!)

Chorus
Unconditional love helping my waistline
I used to hit the gym hard all the time
Then she said, "I do" don't have to do that no more
Unconditional love, now that's the way to go

credits

from Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise, released July 6, 2017
Lyrics by Inside Joke
Music Production by Dar'rel Banks
Recorded, mixed and mastered in Lexington, KY by Inside Joke

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What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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