Let's Go To The Beach

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"A beach jam that shames all those people who are too smart to go to the beach."

lyrics

Let’s to go to the beach

Miracle Strip In my mini van
Headed to the beach with the fam
Van packed, driving over the bridge rolling seven deep
When we arrive we gonna take over the beach

Park the van, unload our trunk
It be filled with lots of beach toys and beach junk
Five boogie boards, beach balls, and frisbees
Beach blankets, seven beach towels with me

Skim boards, And big cooler filled with lunch
No telling how many sand toys, but it’s a bunch
Finally make it, toes touch the sand
People starring at me like I’m the man and I am

Beautiful day, sun is gleaming
Ladies by the jam box cooler be singing
Gold chain in my chest hair blinging
Perfect day on the beach, be like I’m dreaming (let’s go to da beach!)

CHORUS

Line up the kids, time for suntan lotion
Three already in the water it's already a commotion
Honey where’s the suntan lotion?
Uh oh we forgot the suntan lotion

Yes, it was my job to grab the lotion but it’s OK
No need to let this minor detail ruin our day
We done made it here we ain’t going away
Kid’s run amuck have fun go and play

And they do, and so does The Joke
Perfect day, until the rash between my legs starts to sting
Until the saltwater in my ear drum starts to ring
Until my skin starts to blister from the lack of cream

Until I got some sand in my eyes
Until my kid stung by jellyfish and cried
Until I saw that old many in a speedo
Ninty-five percent of the people at the beach need some more clothes

Ahhh! Just got speared by a stingray
Poison running through my body, out for the day
But a little poison ain't’ gonna stop me
First thing in the morning, I’m headed to the beach

CHORUS
Let’s go to the beach!

I go to the beach early in the morning
I go to the beach sunny or storming
I go the the beach each and every day y’all
And when I go to the beach I always got my beach ball

And my beach call “OOOwheeee!”
And my beach straw “sluuuurp” yummy
In my beach drink complete with umbrella
Sun accelerator so I can be a tan fella

Wella, walk down the beach old ladies cat calling
On the volleyball court I be balling
Locals be falling, to my super serve
Like Karch Kari - match point (word)

Take shelter overhead, a bunch of beach birds
Too late on Lady K’s head lands a turd
Overheard a girl behind me talking, I look back
She said yesterday they had a shark attack

CHORUS
Let’s go to a different beach!

credits

from Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise, released July 6, 2017
Lyrics and Vocals by Inside Joke
Music Production by
Recorded, mixed and mastered in Lexington, KY by Inside Joke

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What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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