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Keep the Receipt (feat. Kevin Schuer)

from Christmas Presents by Inside Joke

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Christmas day wit my family presents under the tree
And this can only mean one thing… unfortunately
Kids be getting presents that we don’t need
So I quietly go about collecting all the gift receipts

I be like “Sorry we already have it”
And “I’m not sure it’s gonna fit”
Yeah… I got several lines that I can use
Lady k just let me handle it

Kids, when you get gifts don’t be falling in love wit em
An most certainly don’t be opening em
Just because it’s a gift from them to you
It don’t negate daddy’s rule you know what we do…

We gonna keep the receipt and take it back
Keep the receipt and take it back
Keep the receipt and take it back
We gonna keep the receipt and take it back for the cash!

Turnabout be fair play, it can work both ways
Take for example last holiday
Costco ran a sale on workout clothes
A perfect present for my mother in law, and who knows?

It might even encourage her to exercise!
A Christmas present that could actually help keep her alive?
So I had it shipped to her front door
Cardboard Christmas arriving on her porch

Then December 25 yo I get call
Thought she’d be happy... but she wasn’t at all!
"Excuse me I won't be needing them
And I’m not an XL I’m a medium (We just…)


It's Chrismas...It's Christmas... It's Christmas
Don't' give me no trinkets! ...


from Christmas Presents, released November 22, 2019


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