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Joy (feat. DJ Wize)

from Christmas Presents by Inside Joke

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You could take my Tyco Track and my race cars
You could take my Garbage Pail Kids trading cards
Take my walkman ….. take a listen
You could Take my Nintendo Entertainment System

You can take my buddy that Santa Claus brought
Take my Rockem socket robots
You can take my Stompers, and my Speak'n Spell
footloose VHS tape and my big wheel

You can take my snoopy snow cone machine!
Take Optimas Prime - it won’t hurt me
Take my soundtrack to movie Break’n
Take my MJ Zipper jacket — the fake one!

Snatch that Koosh ball from underneath the tree
Take the moon shoes from right off my feet
Gi Joe, wrestling action toys
You take all presents but you can’t steal my joy

Yeah you could holla at your boys try and come and take my toys
and you might succeed but you never gonna steal my joy (aye)
steal my joy (aye) steal my joy (aye) steal my joy

Christmas morn toys be stacking up, I’m racking up
More at grandma’s house then we packin’ up, back with us
1 month later, not enough, they attic’n up,
No matter my age, no toys can fill my cup

Cabbage Patch Doll don’t give me love!
Light Year, don’t give me buzz, Atari ain’t what it once was
Cap Gun - won’t spark, Light Brite went dark
Whoopie Cushion got a hole in it now it can’t fart

So if you wanna get it, better get it while the gettin is good
No please, I’m serious I wish you would, I wish you could
Take Mr. Potato Head, electronic Simon Says
Take my 1964 Tops Tony Perez

You could take my Captain Grey Skull. He-man and She-Ra
Take em all cuz Christmas brings Jesus, who frees us
From needing and wanting and wanting and needing
The latest Christmas toy cuz our eyes see it

Take my self-control so that I wet the bed
You could take my right arm and my left leg
All that’s left of me is a sternum and head
It wouldn’t matter cuz it’s like the song says…

I got joy down in my heart, deep deep down in my heart
JOY down in my heart deep, deep down in my heart (but you don't hear me though)


I’m setting my mind on the things above
I’m setting my heart on the This above
I’m setting my eyes on the one who is love
Joy to the World, the Lord has Come


from Christmas Presents, released November 22, 2019


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What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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