Grinchin

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An anti-Christmas protest song

lyrics

October I get up like a reindeer
Christmas music whole fourth quarter of the year
It’s the fall but it cam ea midnight clear
So straight to my closet get out my Christmas gear

Christmas Sweater comes with a battery pack
First cold day at the office I be catchin flack
From Agnus Agifer Jermaine and Jack
Cuz with my Christmas sweater I rock my Christmas hat

Halloween? Naw… I skip it
No death, straight to the light of Christmas
Scowl all ya want, but time ya listen
Christmas is coming, why you be grinchin?

Chorus
They be Grinching (whoo whoo) They be Grinchin

I like to protest at the local manger scene
tell all kids Saint Nicholas make-believe
stay home for the holidays to remain unseen
By my friends, neighbors, and my family

You say merry Christmas I’ll say happy holiday
Bah Humbug at the Chrismas parade!
If it’s got to do with Jesus I be throwing shade
I’ll even punch Santa if that’s what it takes

One time I did, knocked the jolly right out of the elf
And speaking of elf, what’s up with the one on the shelf?
Too many families engaging in fantasy
It's Dangerous for kids and parents to play make-believe!

Says a study I read on the internet somewhere
Its abuse to kids! And for those without presents its unfair
But you don’t care it’s obvious
All your Christmas lights, music, and parties it's obnoxious!

Chorus

Snowflakes get offended at the mention of the season
Saying “Merry Christmas” like the same as treason
They be Grinchin no listening to reason
They trying to steal Christmas-they thieving!

But da Grinch found he couldn’t steal Christmas
Unlike the religious, found that Christmas is within us
It’s about a gift that only God can give us
That we celebrate with fests of roast beast -delicious

credits

from Christmas Presents, releases November 22, 2019
Lyrics Inside Joke
Music Inside Joke
Guest Vocals DJ Wize

Keys solo: Emma Kat D

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Inside Joke Lexington, Kentucky

What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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