1. Carpet On Ya Chest (Old School Sexy Mix)
Words by Inside Joke
Music by Bobby Perry and Inside Joke

Chorus:
If you got a carpet on ya chest say hey! "Hey!"
If you got a carpet on ya chest say ho! "Ho!"
If you got a carpet on ya chest say hey! "Hey!"
If you got a carpet on ya chest say ho! "Ho!"
I take my shirt off, cause it helps me stay humble
But come to find out I be making the girls stumble
Where I'm from a hairy chest be out
But apparently around here a hairy chest will give ya clout
Take for example, just the other day
I was running around my block just to stay in shape
As usual no shirt, thinking nothing of it
Little did I know the college girls be loving it
I was thinking, "It's so nice to run with my shirt off"
When I hear this girl yell, "David Hasselhoff!"
Was she talking to me? You know she be!
Looking at me dreaming of Hasselhoff on da beach
Chorus:
I remember when my homeboy "Morg" dared me to shave it
All the trash cans in the world couldn't contain it
It was all over the floor, all over the counter
"Morg" had never seen this amount of
Chest hair...as I was shaving
When I was through yo the feeling was amazing
I be feeling the same thing the Indians be feeling
Silky smooth chest yo you best be believing
That I looked good my chest was gleaming
Two weeks later all I was doing was screaming
Call my boy "Morg," Yo i was ticked
No more silky-smooth, all i feel is itch
And after the pain left, you know it came back
No more out-door carpet it was a shag attack
Five years later more than ever that's a fact
Last time i checked it was creeping on my back
Chorus:
This ain't no happy trail, I got a magic carpet
My baby's momma be the only one to ride on it
Most of my friends don't understand my zeal
But then again they don't look like George The Animal Steele
So when it comes to you, Yo what's your deal?
Shaving your pecks? Man you can't be for real
I be getting looks all around, below, and above
My hair so long I could donate to Locks of Love
In L.A., they thought i was Austin Power's cuzz
Ladies on the beach saying "Did you see who dat was?"
You know it was me, the J O K to the E
All you Ambercrombie models don't impress me
Baring your boring, hairless chest for all to see
Man please! You need to hit puberty
Going to the beach with your sunscreen, not me
50 SPF from God
Grow you some hair fool, cause hair is a must!
You be washing with soap, i got to use Pert Plus
Now my hair be shinning gleaming with that silky smooth feeling
I even got them boys from Jodeci "feenin"