13. Christmastime At Mamaw's
Words by Inside Joke
Music by Bobby Perry and Inside Joke
Additional Vocals by Mamaw, Little G Lewis, and Emma Kat

It's Dec 25th, you know where i be
At Mamaw's celebrating Christmas wit my family
We got Tito, Jason, Andrea and Joey
Kristy, Double Deez, Cassius Clay, and Little G
Lady K, Jermaine, Kathy and B.B.
Emma, Kendy, Greenly, and Kateastrophe
Anticipating what's under the Christmas Tree
But before we open presents, it's time to eat
Mamaw be making sure everybody stuffed
Having no concept of when enough is enough
"Heres another biscuit" I done had five!
"you'll need some more grave" Mamaw i don't wanna die!
Mamaw just can't take now for an answer
Done ate enough to stuff Prancer and Dancer
Start to get up "That's all you're gonna eat?"
My gut looking swoll from the eggs and meat
But I eat some more, what can I say?
Even though its the first of three meals this day
Eating all dis fried food that Mamaw made
Da kids begging to get up so that they can play
Mamaw fills my plate, Christmas tunes in the background
Mistletoe and holly be hanging all around
Smoke from the kitchen reminds me of a club
Mamaw giving out lots of Christmas Love
Chorus:
Giving lots of love the Christmas. Just you wait and see
I've got lots of surprises underneath the tree
After breakfast, you know what time it is
This be when the show really begins
Underneath the tree there be all kinds of surprises
Got me on edge wondering what mine is
Reminiscing of her past gifts
Like the pecan log roll and potato chip clips
Or perhaps another chirping bird clock
And a Spaghetti Strainer from the Mini Malls overstock
One time she gave me up a plastic egg tray
And got matching bath towels for me, Deez and Cassius Clay
When I was ten, Mamaw wrapped me up a pound a bacon
There's no telling how many blankets she be making
An each December when it starts to get cold
Got me thinking bout the year she got me a rooster snow globe
Not to mention the gift in the egg nog
With gifts like these, who needs a yule log?
Chorus:
So now the time has come to see what Mamaw gave
Trying to focus on the real meaning of this day
Opened up the present, I'm stunned and amazed
With a gift like this what was I to say?
In high school, Mamaw got me some santa briefs
But i could wear those when all my others weren't clean
But this... ain't no way I'm putting these on
Mamaw got me a male candy cane Christmas thong!