Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise

by Inside Joke

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Inside Joke hits his stride on album five with clever lyrics and funky beats that are sure to please the whole family -- especially the adults this go around!

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released July 6, 2017

Special thanks to my family for serving up much of the inspiration for many of these songs. Simple Church Alliance for allowing me to serve in a creative fun way that helps folks find Jesus and his family outside of the traditional church walls. For all the people who contributed to this project:

Guest Vocals:
T.O. - Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise
DJ Wize - Backhanded Compliments
Curt Vernon - Mason Jar
Cassius Clay - Konnichibruh, Butter Dem Rolls
Dana Vogel - You Don't Hear Me Though

Guitar:
Kye Keefe - Jacked Up

Music Production:
Inside Joke - Jacked Up, Backhanded Compliments, The Strangest Case You Ever Saw, Butter Dem Rolls
Lazy Rida - Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise
Ryan Little - Cargo Shorts
Dar'rel Banks - Unconditional Love, You Don't Hear Me Though
Spenny Slaz - Phone Number, Mason Jar, Hush Now, Blast Off, Keene Trace
Damion Howl - Konnichibruh

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Inside Joke Lexington, Kentucky

What started out as an "inside joke" has turned into a world-wide movement... sort of. From Lexington, KY, Inside Joke takes rap music back to the days when it was fun, made you dance, and actually rhymed! At the same time, Inside Joke brings a new school vibe, spirituality at times, and a little country grammar to boot! ... more

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Track Name: Foolish Songs That Shame The Wise (feat. T.O.)
Before in Inside Joke
It was just me and mic at Rio Bravo
“Mega-mix” with Due Season at the end of the show
When You Go was the first song that I wrote

Recorded Big L in the Hatfield’s studio
They played it every game the Legends were at home
Then Josh Clark hooked me up with Macbook Pro
Daddy J gave me a mic so I could blow

Now I’m ready to go! I taught myself how to record
Laid down several tracks when I was bored
Had no idea Carpet An Ya Chest was gonna soar
Up the charts, with all the ladies man it struck a chord

All the attention caught me by surprise
Had no idea my career was gonna fly
Just did it for the love, Tyranny Rhymes and Rhymes
Thirteen foolish songs that shamed the wise

Chorus
Foolish songs that shame the wise (that’s how I remember it)
Foolish songs that shame the wise
Foolish songs that shame the wise (if I recollect)
Foolish songs that shame the wise

After the first album I was on a mission
World tour made a stop at FCA State Convention
Playing any club where people would listen
Started writing songs for the follow-up

Turleman on KET, song was in my blood
Laid it down in one night, he game me love
Went to shoot the video, then back the studio
Dropped the album now I’m getting calls from radio

Meanwhile, The Fox Song blowing up in San Antonio
Signing autographs every place we go
Won a bunch of awards in Kansas City for Gold Zone
Back home, Marquies cruisin down Limestone

Bumping the title track, one of my favs of all time
While on iTunes Feels Like Love starts to climb
Had Industry execs looking surprised
Cuz I just dropped a bunch foolish songs that shamed the wise!


Chorus

Album three I’m at the top.
Number one worldwide in the genre Joke-Hop
But at home it’s a new phase
Lady K and da kids got me a daze

Got to be a good dad and husband to my wife
Songs come together perfect title Home Life
Album blows up almost like overnight
Haters wanna fight calling me a sellout man that ain’t right

Talking like “Joke, man you’ve changed”
But when you elevate Hommie yo, you can’t stay the same
Still the number one selling album of all-time
Sixteen foolish songs that still shame the wise

For number four I knew it was gonna be big
Started to sense it was the gift we was meant to give
Me and Cassius helping folks move since we were kids
If our career was In Da Kitchen Lady K cooking up some ribs

Debuted the album Move at Awaken
tenth year in a row I played the show and it was amazing
Ladies rockin robes up on the stage and
Everybody moving no time for hating

In Lex, rocked The Night Market in the back of a truck
old Out six shows in one night with the door shut
World Tour stops in ATL same thing
Flippin Out in a moving truck - insane

Took some time off watched the bluegrass grow
Left room for cream, next thing you know
Album five no telling where this thing goes
But all I know is that you can’t stop the Inside Joke

Same kid from back in the day,
I may be a the top, but the mission still the same
Some truth mixed in with a few white lies
Ha! Ha! More foolish songs that shame the wise!
Track Name: Jacked Up (fea. Kye Keefe)
Let’s Go…

Alarm sounds slow to get out of bed
Time to feel alive but I’m feeling kinda dead
Hit the shower still not awake
I know just the beverage that it’s going to take

To get me up to get me going
If from Kentucky then you be knowing
Open the fridge Ale 8-1 stacked up
Pop the top on bottle now I’m getting all jacked up!

Chorus : Getting all jacked up

My toilet – backed up
Jeff Foxworthy – got me cracked up
Nascar poster – tacked up
Hairball from the cat – hacked up

Going hunting got the truck packed up
Mingua Beef Jerky - snacked up
Money from this track - racked up
Lift-kit on my truck - now it’s all jacked up!

Chorus

Ya got got a checkered past - blacked up
Been beaten down - all whacked up
List of crimes getting longer - stacked up
Living with ya girl for years - all shacked up

Yeah, I think it bout time that you grown up
Time to stop running, hands thrown up
Let Him mend your wounds, get em sewed up
When you’re born again - now that’s a reason to get jacked up

Chorus

Let me see you jump if you’re all jacked up
Let me see you jump if you’re all jacked up

Throw your hands in the air if you’re all jacked up
If The Spirit be moving then throw your hands up
Track Name: Cargo Shorts
Cargo shorts

Every day it don’t matter where I go
I got piece of clothing that I go to in my wardrobe
It’s like shorts and man purse combo
I’m still rocking them shorts we call cargo

Cuz they be loveable, functional, and adjustable
Indestructible, places you can wear them are multiple
I accessorize with flip flops, button up or a tank top
Don’t matter the occasion you know what I rock!

Chorus:
I Got two big pockets hanging on both sides
Two pockets on my behind
And a drawstring to hold them up
Twenty years ain’t dampered my love for them...
Cargo shorts
Cargo shorts
Cargo Shorts
I rock them cargo shorts (x2)


I wear my cargo shorts to work
I wear cargo shorts to church
I wear cargo shorts to the mall
Even wear them when I playing church league softball

I wear cargo shorts seven days a week
Cuz they hold my wallet and keys (what else?)
Cell phone, pocket knife, comb, and receipts
Ten dollars worth of change from last week

Even got them in 50 shades of Khaki
Camo in the woods keep the deer coming at me
Happy, cuz these pockets so deep, take a peak
Under the sheets when I sleep (shhhhhh…)

Chorus

I know what you’re thinking, “What about winter?”
Ha, you obviously a cargo short beginner
I wear them year round, but when gets so cold that I can't
Zip on them legs - cargo pants !

Chorus (x2)
Track Name: Unconditional Love
Unconditional Love

The best thing about Christian marriage
Is unconditional love til you're buried
But it also has a downside
Lack of motivation to get out of bed and exercise

And lack of motivation to eat right
Cuz She just buy me new britches when my old ones get tight
That’s why pre-marriage I was healthier, a little sexier
But unconditional love give me anti-rexia

When we was dating I was concerned about how much i was eating
But post wedlock I find myself cheating
Not with other girls, Naw I ain’t ever leaving
But late at night into the pantry I’ll be sneaking

What’s that noise? Just my stomach speaking
Got a craving for sweets that I be feeding
Had lots of motivation, I guess that was deceiving
Turns out my prenuptial physique was misleading (sorry)

Chorus:
Unconditional love hurting my waistline
I used to hit the gym hard all the time
Then she said,“I do” now motivation hard to find
Unconditional love got a downside (x2)

But look at my figure, it all that bad
Still got that six-pack somewhere beneath the flab
And i’m still in shape, kinda of sort of
Who am I kidding… I got unconditional love

Yeah I need to lose about 20 pounds
But unconditional love making it hard to work out
Cuz she ain’t leaving and I know it
I’m on a diet, but it don’t matter if i blow it (and we both no it)

I ain’t a player I retired from the game
Got me unconditional love instead of all that shame
It ain’t no thing, for me to have some more pie
Unconditional love be about what’s on the inside

And that’s mostly good, at least i think so
Besides ain’t no other place for her to go
Not that she would if she could
It ain’t the paint job it’s what’s under the hood (right?)

Chorus

Yeah my girl’s love is unconditional
To keep her love I ain’t got a pass no physical
She’s got that kind of love, that’s biblical
She love’s me if my 40 time is pitiful

If my gym time is minimal, diet is criminal
She love’s me if my biceps aren’t visible
Yeah i used ta fit in those pants
But she love’s me just the same now that I can’t

Walking up stairs, my breathing turns to a pant
But she’s still walking with me hand in hand
After marriage, gun show tickets went on sale
But for some meat head my girl ain’t gonna bail

Well, I can tell you be losing weight
But we both know it’s so that you can try to get a date
But I got me a date each and every night
And when see that pie I can help myself to another bite (unconditional love!)

Chorus
Unconditional love helping my waistline
I used to hit the gym hard all the time
Then she said, "I do" don't have to do that no more
Unconditional love, now that's the way to go
Track Name: Backhanded Compliments (feat. DJ Wize)
We was talking about it just the other day
It takes a lot discipline to make the improvements you’ve made
Not quite a winterfresh everglade
But your stinch is now something we can mostly tolerate

You could probably get job now, you could probably go to prom now
You could probably put your arm around
You friends and your fam without a frown now
How’s that sound? Yeah you should be proud

Good Job, I don’t know how you did it but you did
You used to be real smelly when you was just a kid
Now you still got a little room left to improve
But you smell better than you used to


CHORUS
You smell better than you used to
I could tolerate getting with you
I could tell by the lack of smell when you walked into the room
You smell a lot better than you used to

Wow! I haven't seen you around?
Last I had heard you moved to another town
Honestly I don’t remember that much about you
But I know you look better now than you used to

Girl wait… If my memory serves me correct
Let me pull out my yearbook and check, yep
It’s your face, It doesn’t look near as weird
Probably the decision to shave your beard

And you did! Good Job, this look is an improvement
Going without the dog collar probably gives you neck more movement
And wearing clothes that fit you and wearing shoes...
Girl you look a lot better than you used to!

CHORUS
You look better than you used to
I could tolerate hanging with you
I could tell that you care you actually combed your hair when you walked into the room
Girl you look a little better than you used to

Say Cheese! Wow… not what I expected
I expected that your teeth would still be neglected
I was wrong, you were wise to start to floss and brush
And that fang in the front was always a little much

But you pulled it! Good job! Now you got a halfway decent smile
Between you two front teeth still got the center aisle
But there is only so much a man can do
You teeth still look a lot better than they used to.

CHORUS
You teeth look better than you used to I could tolerate hanging with you
I could tell that you brushing well when you walked into the room
Your teeth look a little better than they used to

Let me encourage You let me build you up
I remember when all your music was junk
Then I walked up on your show, I was just gonna go
Then i though maybe i’ll listen to a little more

And i’m glad I did cuz you’re improving
Only one guy was snoozing, almost had the crowd moving
For a white guy, it wasn’t bad
Ten in attendance, twice as much as last show you had

Good job! That’s double the audience size
At this rate in fifty years you’ll get some radio air time
Spend a little more time in the studio than you do
Cuz you sound a little better than you used to

Your songs sound better than they used to
I can tolerate listening to you
I could tell you weren’t a total fail when walked into the room
Your songs sound a little better than they used to.
Track Name: Butter Dem Rolls (feat. Cassius Clay)
Dinner time, gonna get mine
Up into my chair I climb
Baked potato and ribs, prime
Sipping on Coca Cola with lemon and lime

Pillsbury Rolls filling up two bowls
Butter slabs be lined up like dominos
Get out my butter knife, let’s go
321 time to butter them rolls


Chorus
Butter dem rolls, butter dem rolls
Two just dropped on the floor, pick ‘em up and
Butter dem rolls, butter dem rolls
321 hear we go, let me see you just…

When them rolls come out the oven
That's the smell that I be loving
Everybody wants me to break them off something
But me let me be clear you ain't getting nothing

And if you try, you get a punching
To be sure there ain't no future in your fronting
Go buy your own rolls down at the store
350 degrees for 20 minutes then butter them rolls

Chorus

Unconditional Love got me eating these rolls like Pac Man
Yes i can, cuz I’m a fan, of all these rolls rolled up in this cardboard cylinder can
No matter the brand, put ‘em in a square or circle pan
So long as you cooking at least five dozen got to feed this whole duerson clan


And you know I am, get ‘em out when they golden tan, like Jane to Tarzan,
Or perhaps more accurately like kryptonite is to Superman
But I stick to my gameplan, butter em up and eat em like madman
Going postal like the postman, man I love that pillsbury dough man

All gone? Pre-heat the oven and pop open another can and...

Chorus
Track Name: Phone Number
The other day I walked into Walgreens
Lady behind the counter smiled said hello to me
Not a big deal, It didn’t think much of it
It was just an innocent smile, or was it?

Got my pain relievers and went to pay
She pretended to ignore me and began to calculate
Then I felt that things started to get odd
At first she just asked if I had a walgreens card

That made me feel uncomfortable, said I wasn’t sure
She acted normal, but I sensed her motives were impure
Then it happened, even though she was much younger
Said she would look me up if she could have my phone number (I said)

CHORUS
Sorry mam but I’m happily married
I’m going home to my wife and family
Besides, you are much too young for me
Thanks for asking, it’s very flattering

Then I went to Panera to get me some coffee
Wore sunglasses so people wouldn’t notice me
Just one of the downsides to be a celebrity
But I was recognized on this day… apparently

Girl at the register said “Joke can I take your order?”
Was she coming onto me? Probably, sort of
I just looked at me feet and said “coffee in a mug”
At the sound of my voice she must have fell in love

She proceeded to ask me if I had my Panera card
I said unfortunately I left it in my car
Her next question left no doubt she hoped to by my lover
She said, “I’ll look you up if you give me your phone number” I said…

CHORUS
Sorry mam but I’m happily married
I’m going home to my wife and family (I take that back)
Besides, you are much too young for me
Thanks for asking, it’s very flattering (put it in a cup, I’m taking it home)


She said, “excuse me you have got to be kidding?”
I said nope happily married with five children
Now if I can just have my coffee I’ll be on my way
She got emotional and said that I had made her day

Odd... she hid her tears of sadness behind a laugh
I high tailed out of there and went to get some gas
Card reader was broke, I had to go inside
Oh Snap! The cashier had that look in her eye

As I went to pay, I could sense the question coming
Apparently lots of cashiers needed lovin
Didn’t want to break another ladies heart today
So i said, Mam before you ask I got something to say…

CHORUS
Sorry mam but I’m happily married
I’m going home to my wife and family
Besides, you are much too old for me
I know you wanna ask, it’s very flattering

...Joke, I don’t think you understand
Their just trying to get your number so that you can get benefits
Exactly! And I’m happily married. I’m not interested.
I’m married to a lady… Lady K
Track Name: Mason Jar (feat. Curt Vernon)
I put my Jesus in a mason jar
Stuck Him on a shelf behind the Lucky Charms
Take Him out when I start feeling blue
After all ain’t that exactly what He died to do?

I put my Jesus in a mason jar
Stuck Him on a shelf next to Hershey bars
I think at first He might have shed some tears
Now He is quite adjusted after all these years

I put my Jesus in a mason jar
Every Sunday morn I place Him in my car
Take Him to the place where we first met
Show Him off like it’s nothing more than pretty pet

I keep Him in the mason jar because it’s hipster
Seal it up tight so I can’t hear Him whisper
Can’t be distracted when I try to sleep
Gotta make sure that His voice doesn’t bother me (No!)

Chorus
Let Him out the jar, Let him out the jar (x4)

My Jesus sits there in His majon jar
Forced to stare at quantities of fats and carbs
If i let Him out I would be afraid to see
All the kinds of crazy things He might ask of me

But I can’t help but be a little curious
What’s inside this jar collecting dust?
What if all this time that man upon my shelf
Was more than just my ticket to stay out hell?

But I keep Him in the jar cuz the preacher say
To stay safe, keep Him close in case of judgement day
Keep Him close so when I’m feeling low
I can let Him out to entertain me with miracle show

So that’s why I keep my Jesus in a mason jar
Keep Him on a shelf behind the Lucky Charms
Take Him out when I start feeling blue
After all ain’t that exactly what He died to do?

Chorus
Track Name: Hush Now
It’s a special weekend, kids going to BB’s
Junk food and watching lots of movies
We pack up their bags, there is knock at the door
“BB is hear yo it’s time to go!”

Kids go nuts at as she steps in the door
At home it’s “a little” but at BB’s it’s “more!”
So away to BB’s they all roll in the van
The rest of the story we got second hand

Apparently, right a way Beau threw a fit
Couldn’t comprehend the fun he’s about to get
Didn’t bother BB one bit, and her grandma ways
Looked over her shoulder and spoke her phrase:

Chorus
Hush now we gonna have a good time here (x4)

Kids know at BB’s the party gonna start
But first BB swings by Walmart
They all scream “yay!” except Neva cries “no!”
She doesn't realize she gets presents when she go!

Neva just wants to go to BB’s and watch a movie
Can’t understand what BB is doing
Kendy try’s to help her (it’ll be fun), but she don’t succeed
BB and her magical words is all she need (she say)

Chorus
Hush now we gonna have a good time here (x4)

At BB’s house it’s everything they’d dream
Mac and Cheese for dinner with a bowl of ice cream
Nintendo 64, scary stories at night
Splishy splash in the hot tub with neon lights

But then a fight breaks out between Emma and Guy
An argument about who gets the last piece of pie
But why? Two other whole pies on the counter
Logic and reason don’t seem to matter

BB steps in like she been doing for years
Set’s both kids on her lap to make herself clear
Looks em in the eyes, speaks these words in the ears
“Hush now we gonna have a good time here”

Chorus
Hush now we gonna have a good time here (x4)

(It’s my party… you can’t cry… even if you want to!)
Track Name: Konnichibruh (feat. Cassius Clay)
Konnichibruh


When I’m on the mic you know I’m the illest
When I’m in the fridge you know I’m the chillest
I’m the realest, of all them wack mc dads
Keeping up with the fads in their khakis and their plads

And them under grads in their hipster boots
And grad school grads in their navy suits
Shoot, no one can hold a candle to this
You shoot, you miss, I launch three (swish!)

I drop a track like this, instantaneous hit
You try bust a rhyme, after five you quit
Banana split, hack puh spit!
Got a nice new fade that’s straight legit

Yeah! You be rollin on eighteens you be rollin on dubs
Only dude with a mixtape at the country club
Speaking of “club,” I walk in you like, “Wusssup?”
I throw the peace sign and say Konnichibruh

CHORUS:
Konnichibruh (repeat)


I’m gettin bigger while you be shrinking
I’m smelling good while you be stinking
I be care free while you’re over thinking
I’m floating to the top while you be sinking

Ha! Ha Yeah you know we keep it real
Chillin at our crib or eating a meal at the Hibachi Grill
Chef cooks up my shrimp then tosses it up
I catch it in my mouth and say Konnichibruh

CHORUS

Are you saying Konnichawha?
Na, I’m saying Konnichibruh
It don’t matter if you’re Japanese or not,
You my bruh, so we remixed the word now it's hot

Now my Jokestas can use it as a greeting
It don’t matter if it's the president that you are meeting
Just look him in the eyes, throw your eyebrows up
Wait a second.. then say Konnichibruh

CHORUS

(heavy breathing)

Casius Clay….

Hedeki Matusi
Mr. Miyagi
Ichiro Suzuki
A guy drinking sake
Mr. Fugi
Mikihito
Iron chef rolling sushi
Yokozuna
Domo Arigato
Pokemon go
Mr. Roboto
Inside Joke
Track Name: Blast Off
This stage is like my Cape Canaveral
About to blast off into the supernatural
I’m gonna throw these burners into high gear
I’m gonna launch straight up into the atmosphere

This much is clear: being grounded- I can’t stand it
Makes me wanna scream like Michael and Janet
The rockets leaving and I got to man it
I gotta blast off through the digable planets

I’d be crazy to go, but I’ll go crazy if I stay
My time to blast off, gotta elevate
No longer will I remain stationary
I’m blasting off, I’m going intergalatic planetary

CHORUS
3 2 1 Blast off
We about to take off
And when we launch
We ain’t gonna stop

Blast off through sky, no lies
Blasting off so that I can live a life that defies
Gravity and all this tragedy entrapping me
All the death and depravity surrounding me

So I’m setting my mind on things above
Blasting off past this world and it’s lack of love
Like a dove, I Blast off and rise in peace
Holding on to things of this world so I release

Negativity cease, I rise into weightlessness
The burdens of this world, have no place in His
Cosmos defying Kingdom of graciousness,
And when you in it all you feel is gratefulness (I’m Blast Off)

CHORUS

I’m re-launching my life, I’m blasting off
Them chains holding me down, I throw em off
I was made to fly through this galaxy
This world ain’t my home, I got a destiny

And from above I can see all this clearly
I can see the forest despite the trees
I can see how vast His universe be
New perspective For His love for little me

So kids, get out your telescope
When we look at me will we see me? Nope
Like the moon, you will see the reflection of the Son
As I rise, I’ll be a mirror for the Holy One. (I’m blasting off)

CHORUS
Track Name: The Strangest Case You Ever Saw
Check it, back in the day, when I finished school
I married an older woman cuz I thought it’d be cool
But with this cougar came daughter - full grown
She met my dad then their love was on!

They got married, this made my dad my son-in-law
That made my daughter my mother cuz she married my Pa
And I thought that was why my wife was crying all through the night time.
Turns out she took a pregnancy test - blue line!

We soon had a son, that’s my dad’s brother in law
Which makes my son also my uncle dog!
And as my uncle he also became the brother
to my wife’s full grown daughter, a.k.a. my step mother

Then dad had baby boy with his new bride
Who was my daughter, so the boy was my grandchild
This means my wife is now my mother’s mother
Yep! I’m straight up married to my grandmother!

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest 'case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
Strangest case you ever saw
I’m my own grandpa

As my own grandpa There are some benefits
I spoil myself with lots of toys at Christmas
I give myself a long birthday wish list
Then head to the store to buy all my presents

Sometimes I go to my own house for the weekend
Tell myself scary stories till I’m sleeping
Last week I taught myself to whittle a stick
Then took myself to a pond to learn to fish

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
Strangest case you ever saw
I’m my own grandpa

Several years later, woke up feeling strange
Inside felt like something just was the same
Felt like there was a girl living inside
Since that day as girl I identify

Chorus
I’m my own Grandma
I’m my own Grandma
Strangest case you ever saw
I’m my own Grandma
Track Name: Let's Go To The Beach
Let’s to go to the beach

Miracle Strip In my mini van
Headed to the beach with the fam
Van packed, driving over the bridge rolling seven deep
When we arrive we gonna take over the beach

Park the van, unload our trunk
It be filled with lots of beach toys and beach junk
Five boogie boards, beach balls, and frisbees
Beach blankets, seven beach towels with me

Skim boards, And big cooler filled with lunch
No telling how many sand toys, but it’s a bunch
Finally make it, toes touch the sand
People starring at me like I’m the man and I am

Beautiful day, sun is gleaming
Ladies by the jam box cooler be singing
Gold chain in my chest hair blinging
Perfect day on the beach, be like I’m dreaming (let’s go to da beach!)

CHORUS

Line up the kids, time for suntan lotion
Three already in the water it's already a commotion
Honey where’s the suntan lotion?
Uh oh we forgot the suntan lotion

Yes, it was my job to grab the lotion but it’s OK
No need to let this minor detail ruin our day
We done made it here we ain’t going away
Kid’s run amuck have fun go and play

And they do, and so does The Joke
Perfect day, until the rash between my legs starts to sting
Until the saltwater in my ear drum starts to ring
Until my skin starts to blister from the lack of cream

Until I got some sand in my eyes
Until my kid stung by jellyfish and cried
Until I saw that old many in a speedo
Ninty-five percent of the people at the beach need some more clothes

Ahhh! Just got speared by a stingray
Poison running through my body, out for the day
But a little poison ain't’ gonna stop me
First thing in the morning, I’m headed to the beach

CHORUS
Let’s go to the beach!

I go to the beach early in the morning
I go to the beach sunny or storming
I go the the beach each and every day y’all
And when I go to the beach I always got my beach ball

And my beach call “OOOwheeee!”
And my beach straw “sluuuurp” yummy
In my beach drink complete with umbrella
Sun accelerator so I can be a tan fella

Wella, walk down the beach old ladies cat calling
On the volleyball court I be balling
Locals be falling, to my super serve
Like Karch Kari - match point (word)

Take shelter overhead, a bunch of beach birds
Too late on Lady K’s head lands a turd
Overheard a girl behind me talking, I look back
She said yesterday they had a shark attack

CHORUS
Let’s go to a different beach!
Track Name: You Don't Hear Me Though (feat. Dana Vogel)
I’m having a hard time, help me understand
Jesus said He would build His church, not man
But we turned His body into an organization
Am I the only one who fears our focus is misplacing?

In His the word, the church is always the people
But we keep talking like its meetings and buildings with steeples
We just follow the person in front of us like sheepal
Getting real comfortable, and sometimes downright evil

But His freedom is peaceful, we rest in His grace
We’re basing church on the fact that it’s not a place
Just His people gathered together in any space
And we prefer the harvest fields as the birthplace

No buildings, budgets, pros, or programs needed
Just the the faith to believe Jesus can still do the leading
To the hurting folk it looks a lot like family
Church folk be like “it don’t meet my needs”
But you don’t hear me though

I don’t think that you hear me
I don’t think that you hear me
I don’t think that you hear me though

We got The Author of The Book living inside
And we trust Him to teach us and lead our time
Just His people together doing acts 2:42
No IRS number needed dog and that’s the truth

Just look in the Word at our roots
From house to house went Jesus and His crew
And that’s how they rolled for like 300 years
Then Constantine came along and switched up the gears

From underground into them pagan temples
But unfortunately we kept a bunch of pagan rituals
But God used it like He always does
Don’t mean we can’t benefit from looking at how the church originally was

Martin Luther set The Word free (reformation)
And now His spirit setting the church free (emancipation)
21st Century the church’s liberation
Coming to America like in other nations
But you don’t hear me though

I’m talking out loud but you’re not listening
Speaking clearly but you don’t hear me though
I’m talking out loud but you’re not listening
Speaking clearly but you don’t hear me though

Jesus help us break our addiction to our services
All of our events and our Jesus circuses
Help us to return to Your simple purposes
Even if that means peeling off our shiny surfaces

Help us start next door today and make a disciple
Help us gather our friends and start to read the Bible
Help us be fully devoted to You and they things You say to do...
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But you don’t hear me though

I don’t think that you hear me
I don’t think that you hear me
I don’t think that you hear me though
Track Name: Keene Trace (Bonus Track)
Here i am at Keene Trace
Wanna play golf, their be no better place
Two courses, only one club
You thought I was at the other course...Well I was

But now I be here like every day
Working on my swing, send the kids to the pool to play
Keene Run, Champions - it don’t matter
Sweet clubhouses for relieving your bladder

And for filling it back up, at the bar
Best food in the county by far
Burger dogs an B-Fry’s seasoned with grace
Evan and B know how to run this place

And the courses be in top shape
Just up and remolded Champions Trace
Ain’t no better place play or just hang watching the game
If out this way holler at me man!

Chorus
I be out here playing golf at Keene Trace
If you wanna play there be no better place
I be out here playing golf at Keene Trace
For you and your family there be no better place…


We having golf church on Sunday, with the Lord
Then we ride on the course on the golfboard
Got my magic pencil to lower my score
I step up the the tee - FOUR!

People duck, I in luck
No houses be crammed around these greens
And no people out here being mean
Two courses one club, like a team

Never crowded, playing nine or eighteen
Play with your kids or in a league
Got a power hook like me?
That ain't no thing... We got the high performance golf academy

Larry and his crew at the other end of the range
And when your friends see yo swing they'll be amazed
Yeah…It's called Keene Trace
There ain't no better place (sing it wit me)

Chorus
I be out here playing golf at Keene Trace
If you wanna play there be no better place
I be out here playing golf at Keene Trace
For you and your family there be no better place…